echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

via  f00zer  (originally  mukuroikusabaka)
posted 1 hour ago · 21/4/2014 · 181,772 notes

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

via  cap-widow  (originally  demonhiccups-deactivated2014022)
posted 1 hour ago · 21/4/2014 · 73,076 notes

smoofsite:

airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

WHAT

THIS WHOLE COMIC IS SO QUALITY

FUCK

via  athosandhisbitches  (originally  biggariswise)
posted 1 hour ago · 21/4/2014 · 285,044 notes

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
via  pink--shotgun  (originally  lowbutt)
posted 3 hours ago · 21/4/2014 · 196,547 notes

High School Musical, who says we have to let it go?

via  andrewscottinmypants  (originally  zacfron)
posted 3 hours ago · 21/4/2014 · 40,332 notes

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

via  solipsisticangel  (originally  do-you-have-a-flag)
posted 3 hours ago · 21/4/2014 · 80,532 notes

daydreamcastiel:

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

be there or

via  cap-widow  (originally  methdragon)
posted 3 hours ago · 21/4/2014 · 100,364 notes

via  merthurkisses  (originally  veronicafercard)
posted 3 hours ago · 21/4/2014 · 564 notes

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

via  williamhatner  (originally  elleooelle)
posted 3 hours ago · 21/4/2014 · 44,657 notes

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

image

via  dot-tumb-lr  (originally  mariahcareys)
posted 3 hours ago · 21/4/2014 · 129,622 notes